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Hot And Cold

I had all these other ideas in mind for this week’s comic until the other night, I was leaving work late and saw these scantily clad chicks on their way out for the night. It was in the 20s and these chicks both had bare legs and were clearly freezing. It just seems so silly. I was wearing full winter gear and a scarf wrapped around my face — I basically looked like either a ninja or a terrorist. Meanwhile these girls were about to hit up a Slip ‘N Slide. I just don’t get it.

Guys, sure, if you told us we could get laid, we’d wear thongs in Antarctica. But we’re desperate. You’re the deciders. No need to get frostbite just for us.

Meh. Who knows.


Talkin Bout Love

I used to hang out with this dude, and we’d drive around, and when he would see hot chicks walking around outside, he’d roll down the window and just yell some shit at them. I don’t mean he’d try to pick them up – at least that would deserve some sort of respect. He’d just yell shit at them and keep driving. And I’d be like, dude, don’t do that, man. It’s not cool. What if someone did that to your girl? Hell, what if someone did that to you? Well, anyway, that’s the subject of this week’s Dustinland, in a sense. No cars, but same idea.