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Fresh Hate Mail

I just got some hate mail from what I assume is a college student at Binghamton University. It’s hard to tell if he’s serious or just trying to get some attention. Well anyway, I found it quite entertaining. See for yourself:


I read some of your bird comic. I read pipedream, which often prints dustinland, and so I found myself on your website.

So, I was reading some of your bird comic. You are a motherfucker of a dong-handler. You are actually simple-minded. Do you pay for your bandwith? Goddamn, do you pay for your bandwith? You realize that anyone who appreciates or compliments your work is either sadistic, a product of the rape you endorse, or handicapped? When I say handicapped, I mean severely, and I am not being politically correct. I could repeat that.

Basically man, take a good look around you know? Take a fresh breath of air. Take a step back. Take a break man. Shit and Goddamn.

Thanks for your time,

P.S. Dustinland sucks.

P.P.S. I critique the rape comic not because I am a feminist or whateverthefuck. Just because you draw on something socially controversial to make a joke that is not even remotely funny. Also, censorship? Seriously? I know you spend hours drawing Bird-Dong.

P.P.P.S. Dong-Handler you.

Letter: Birdy hate mail

Hello. My name’s _____. Attatched is a picture of Chad Kroeger, lead vocalist for the Canadian rock band “Nickelback.” (He really did send the picture)
I recently stumbled across your website (I found it on a friends Livejournal) and I just wanted to let you know that your “Birdy” comics are quite possibly the most idiotic and un-funny things I have ever seen. I read the first 5 comics, and honestly, they are simply ridiculous, so I’ll spare myself the time wasted on looking at the other (as of now) 512 comics. I would say “Perhaps you should quit now,” but frankly, you should have quit before you started and you’re in too deep to quit now.
I would say “Keep up the good work,” but it doesn’t really fit here.