This week’s new Dustinland comic is not really a comic. It’s a map. A map of what I imagine the US could disintegrate into after another civil war. But not like, a real one. Just a funny one. After a real one, we’d probably just wind up with one country in shambles under a military dictatorship. But this map is way more fun than that.
*Note I put a few jokes in there for music nerds. Couldn’t help it. It’s just my thing.
This week’s new Dustinland comic is not really a guide to staying sane this summer, but rather a way to vent about how incredibly boring and frustrating it is to stay home with your family for weeks during 90-degree heat. There really is just nothing to do, and the days of “yay let’s do a puzzle” are far behind us. But while I complain in the strip in what I hope is a wacky relatable way you’ll all appreciate and share with your friends on your 78 social media accounts, in reality, I do try to have little things — little routines with kiddo especially — that keep things interesting and keep us from going nuts. My favorite is our weekly “snack attack”, where we go to 7-11 or CVS and I simply let my 8-year-old son buy whatever he wants. It’s good times — although it does result in what I mention in #2 of this week’s strip. Oh well, gotta give ourselves a break this year!
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Tagged bored, covid, covid-19, dad life, depression, family, fatherhood, fathers, kids, pandemic, parenthood, parenting, parents, quarantine, raising children, raising kids, summer, summer 2020
This week’s new Dustinland comic is about how we don’t really know anything about the pandemic. I mean, we know a lot, but compared to normal life, we don’t know anything. Never have I felt so at a loss for a plan. What happens next for how long? Don’t know. And I sort of always knew we didn’t know what was going on, but this really sheds light on to just what extent we are all making it up.
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Tagged corona, corona virus, covid, covid-19, face mask, pandemic, parenthood, parenting, parents, philosophy, quarantine, raising children, raising kids, shelter in place
Has your birthday been cancelled due to the virus? How about your kid’s? Well, this week’s new Dustinland comic is for you. Fun times. But hey, you gotta laugh, or you’re gonna cry.
Stay safe, everyone!
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Tagged birthday, cancelled, corona, corona virus, covid-19, dad life, fatherhood, nintendo, nintendo switch, pandemic, parenthood, parenting, parents, raising children, raising kids, switch, virus
This week’s new Dustinland comic is about how our kids are silently absorbing all the negative political conversations we have while they’re playing off in the corner, seemingly ignoring us.
Now, in the comic, I joke about being proud of my son’s actual real life quote, but in all seriousness, I find it concerning. I don’t want him to be as stressed out and negative as I am. But I guess it can’t help but seep in. Because they really are little sponges, and they’re listening, even when you think they’re not. And whether you’re a liberal, a conservative, or something in between (which I think is actually the truth for most of us), we need to protect our kids from the unrelenting negativity, hate and cynicism that’s dominating politics in the U.S. — and in much of the world, from what it sounds like. We need the next generation to grow up thinking they can make a difference, in their own lives, and to the world.
So yeah, as funny as it can seem, no more Dusty Downers…
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Tagged 2020 election, children, climate change, cynicism, dad, dad life, dadhood, election, father, fatherhood, kids, negativity, parenthood, parenting, parents, politics, raising children, raising kids, uspolitics
I rarely ever have marital spats, like the one in this week’s new Dustinland comic, but when I do, kiddo definitely notices! And boy do these kids say the darnedest things.
By the way, if you don’t get the last panel, look up “Marriage Story meme.”
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Tagged argument, domestic, fight, keto, love, marriage, marriage story, marriage story meme, parenthood, parenting, parents, relationship
This new Dustinland comic is about cup stacking AKA speed stacking AKA the “sport” where kids stack and unstack cups as quickly as possible. I won’t say anything else here, since I pretty much say it all in the comic, but I will also leave you with this insane clip of the world speed stacking record:
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Tagged childhood, children, cup stacking, fatherhood, gym, kids, parenthood, parenting, raising children, raising kids, school, speed stacking
This week’s new Dustinland comic is about how difficult it would be to explain a war with Iran to children. Working on this comic made me realize that 99 out of 100 Americans is most likely not aware of the history between the US and Iran beyond the last 10-20 years — maybe 30 if we’re talking about some folks a bit older who remember Jimmy Carter and hostages. But that is par for the course — we’ve got lots of people with virulent opinions yet no knowledge. Good times!
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Tagged children, dad, fatherhood, fathers, iran, parenthood, parenting, parents, political comic, politics, raising children, us iran, us iran relations, us iran war, uspolitics, war
This new Dustinland comic is about Santa and kids and why it’s okay to lie to them. I’ve had this talk with other parents for a while now, and felt it was time to put it in comic form. Just don’t tell my kid — or yours!
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Tagged children, Christmas, fatherhood, fathers, happy holidays, holiday, holidays, kids, merry christmas, parenthood, parenting, parents, santa, santa claus, xmas
This week’s new Dustinland comic is about sports and our obsession with using them as a way to measure societal worth. I’m sure there are books written about this, probably saying sports are a substitute for ancient wars games, they’re in our DNA, we’re like orangutans tussling for dominance within our jungle groups… and maybe that’s all true. But either way, it’s an interesting topic, especially in the way that even when you’re aware of how silly this can be, you still fall for it.
Also, Noam Chomsky. Also, Tom Wolfe hated Noam Chomsky.
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Tagged children, dad, dad life, dadhood, dads, father, fatherhood, fathers, kids, little league, manliness, parenthood, parenting, parents, raising children, raising kids, respect, sports