No Future For You

A buddy of mine calls me “Doomsday Dusty,” and I guess you can see why. But hey, at least I’m not the only one.

I think the most interesting part about this week’s Dustinland, if I may say so myself, is that there has always been a threat of doom looming over us, but the cause of that supposed threat was something bigger than the average person, from plague to nuclear war. Today, with future dangers stemming from environmental issues, we’re now told that the end may be near, not because World War III, but because when we throw out our toothbrushes, the plastic can leach into the water supply. Suddenly the most mundane everyday experiences are going to bring about the end of life as we know it. Talk about a situation to cause paranoia! We can’t just hope for our world leaders not to bomb each other. We have to figure out a way for billions of people to change the ways they live.

If I was an alien, I’d tell humans, “Good luck with that.” But I am human. So instead I worry, lie awake at night, and feel guilty for not knowing what I can do to stop it all.

8 responses to “No Future For You

  1. Nice stuff. Love BenBart.

  2. The real Ben Bart

    Holy S**T The BEES ARE DYING!

  3. Well, apocalyptic fears ARE an after effect of voting for Obama.

  4. Yeah, because Republicans have done such a great job caring for the environment.

  5. Birdy meeting the squirrel = genius.

  6. Control the Human Population

    Overpopulation is the biggest problem today. Just think about all the shitty used diapers in landfills.. all that methane building up, causing cancer pockets and burning holes in the ozone layer. Then those mindless useless rugrats grow up to be mindless consumers perpetuating the cycle. The population is growing exponentially, China realized this on its own, it’s time the USA, and the rest of the world, did too. The whole world needs a 1 child limit for the foreseeable future, and the childfree should be monetarily rewarded for helping to save the plant.

    Soon there will be not one tranquil spot all because selfish morons can’t control their base urges to get their rocks off, and want to make Jr in their own mediocre insignificant image.

  7. Control the Human Population

    plants and planet. Either way, more people = more trash = more noise and pollution = more destruction = less resources per capita = more war.

    people = bad

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