Dustinland — But Seriously Folks

I really wanted to put this one in this week’s Dustinland: A three legged dog walks into a bar and says “I’m lookin’ for the guy who shot ma paw!” but it’s not the same unless you say it out loud. Just like this one: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where’s my tractor?” But you have to say “where’s my tractor” in a farmer voice. But seriously, my wife called me and said “come over, nobody’s home.” I went over. Nobody was home.

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2 responses to “Dustinland — But Seriously Folks

  1. “Are you in show business (to audience member in front row) ?No? Then get your foot off the stage!”

    “How do you get a fat woman into bed? Piece of cake.”

    I heard these at the Laugh Factory in LA on Saturday night… the first one was seriously included in someone’s set, and the second one was the next guy making of how hackneyed the first guy’s set was.

    Yeah… I was only there to see Dane Cook …

  2. It’s funny, but I can only hear those jokes in my head in Chris Adams’ voice, or in your imitation of Chris’ voice. Good times.

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