I really wanted to put this one in this week’s Dustinland: A three legged dog walks into a bar and says “I’m lookin’ for the guy who shot ma paw!” but it’s not the same unless you say it out loud. Just like this one: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where’s my tractor?” But you have to say “where’s my tractor” in a farmer voice. But seriously, my wife called me and said “come over, nobody’s home.” I went over. Nobody was home.