Dustinland — Babies and Zebras

Everyone I know seems to be having babies. My office is ridiculous. Babies everywhere. Every day someone else is bringing in their newborn. And they’re all so cute. Oh, look at me — I’m an adorable baby! Here to replace you! And take all your stuff and be totally ungrateful and grow up to be a surly teenager who likes horrible music and doesn’t want to be seen with you at the mall! And that’s the subject of this week’s Dustinland. Well, that and the creeping anxiety all these babies give me, since I know that there’s a ticking clock, just clicking away until my turn at daddyhood. Thankfully it’s not very close to midnight but even the thought of having to take it seriously is enough to make a grown child like me cry.


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