This week’s Dustinland is on some real life nerd isht. I don’t know if you read sites like Reddit, but a while back there were links to stories about this giant particle accelerator all over the place. Apparently it’s a pretty big deal and they’re about to use it to do some crazy experiments and learn some stuff about the universe. Some haters are saying it could create black holes and destroy Earth and that the scientists are being all reckless and stuff, just like when they were first testing the atomic bomb and they were like “this might blow up the entire atmosphere but let’s give it a shot anyway.” Most people seem to think the hadron collider will not destroy the planet so I’m feeling pretty good about it. Relax everyone — Earth will not be destroyed this summer in one fell swoop. Now go back to slowly destroying it.
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