Daily Archives: January 10, 2008

Letter: Senior citizen tennis court sex

Okay I read the full story (Partners) and must tell you, at 75, living in a manufactured home, retirement community, it took a little imagination, to say the least! Ha Ha! However, there was a recent report of an old couple having sex on the tennis court at 3:00 AM one morning, so who knows what tomorrow might bring? Plus, I understand the nurses often have trouble keeping the old folks apart in the nursing homes . . . so if you live long enough, you’ll ALWAYS have ideas for Dustinland.

Letter: Damn kids these days

acter im dustin not u I am not u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im dustin rothrock rothrock!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dustin rothrock the one and onley onley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Letter: Relationship Dustinland hits home

Dustin,
You know, I’ve been reading your stuff for a long time, and I have recently gone through a breakup. Actually, it was a long and miserable decline, but I won’t bore you with the details. However, one comic that you wrote not too long ago really struck a chord with me — fuck, you DREW our failing relationship! And now, as I struggle to avoid falling back into that pit trap, I re-read that comic just for inspiration and moral support. And I have to say, that last panel is what happened – damn. Thank you! Thank you for giving us heartbroken miserable fucks out there some hope and strength!

Letter: Sarcasm leads to confusion

I used to write a silly sex advice column for a site called Moodspins, where’d I’d answer questions I’d find on other advice columns. One kid missed the sarcasm and thought I was a real sexpert.

I am 14 and whenever i jack off, i get one spurt before it stops. then no matter how hard i try it just won’t come out…afterwards my “head” always throbs. if you know why, please write me back, im starting to think there’s something seriously wrong with me.thnx.

Letter: PR girl offended

Hi Dustin,
I just wanted to let you know that your comic about PR Professionals seriously offended me.
Thanks so much! Have a great day!
— One of the many hot ones

Letter: Internet weirdo wants to collaborate

this is just another aritst, dont u ever think about makeing flash videos or somthing with this u can put it on newgrounds or somthing i dont know. im here because im goin to start making some flash work and i was just thing ing if u could help me make them like a collaboration or somthing. i just started learning about flash but i made up my character. Its just that one day i was online and i saw ur work its really funny and i just thou u and me can do some animation. yea i seen birdy but the dustin guy is really funny. now im on my cuzins house but in 2 days im goin back home so i can show u what i been working on.

Letter: Mother of another Dustin Glick

My son’s name is Dustin Glick also. But you sound a little scary.

Letter: Reader pees in delight

Hey Dustin,

While reading one of the “Dustinland” comics, I laughed so hard that I lost bowel control. I LITERALLY peed my pants. (Just a few drops, but still.) I looked down between my legs – lo and behold – three drops of actual urine. I have a long, illustrious history of holding it in like no other, yet you rendered me pisspantsed from laughter. You are to be congratulated, my man.

Letter: Birdy should not have super powers

Dustin,

I have been an avid Birdy reader for the last two years now. I have seen Birdy mirror my own life in some ways. He went through his “touring with Phish” phase, he went through his “I hate my boss” phase, he went through is “I am president of the United States” phase, but his new phase I cannot understand.

Why did you give Birdy super powers? Birdy should not have any super powers. Rather, his power is from within, from his innermost soul. Each Tuesday when I read Birdy I look forward to seeing what a mild-mannered bird can do with regular human powers.

Are you now connected with the big movie companies, and are you promoting this summers new hot movies through Birdy?

Birdy is more than a comic strip to me. I go to bed early on Monday nights so that I am not tired when I read Birdy the next day. I always read Birdy while drinking Dr. Browns Black Cherry soda. I feel as though if Birdy were a real person, he would enjoy that soda the best. With my soda, I snack on fig newtons. They are soft and easy to chew. Only once did I spit them all over my screen when I was laughing soooo hard. I cleaned my screen after reading the next two comic strips.

I tried to start my own comic strip once, but I felt like nothing compared to Birdy. I think Birdy 475 is very reminisint of old skool Birdys, and I am a fan of the old skool. I enjoy everything to do with old skool. I insist my children only use textbooks that are outdated for at least 20 years so that they learn only old skool things. My shoes are always purchase on eBay because buying things in the store is too new. Do you every think like I think?

Please let me know how much longer Birdy will have super powers for.

Letter: Birdy hate mail

Hello. My name’s _____. Attatched is a picture of Chad Kroeger, lead vocalist for the Canadian rock band “Nickelback.” (He really did send the picture)
I recently stumbled across your website (I found it on a friends Livejournal) and I just wanted to let you know that your “Birdy” comics are quite possibly the most idiotic and un-funny things I have ever seen. I read the first 5 comics, and honestly, they are simply ridiculous, so I’ll spare myself the time wasted on looking at the other (as of now) 512 comics. I would say “Perhaps you should quit now,” but frankly, you should have quit before you started and you’re in too deep to quit now.
I would say “Keep up the good work,” but it doesn’t really fit here.