Really though, the crazy thing is that everything that homeless guy says in this comic is pretty much true, and I actually do try to eat that way, as exhausting as it may seem sometimes. Basically, you can eat whatever you want whenever you want, however, it’s better to eat truly healthy organic food as often as possible, since you’ll get more nutrients and fewer chemicals. So you don’t have to be a nazi about it, but it’s worth the extra money to eat better—if you can afford to that is. Think about it. You’re putting stuff into your body. That’s probably the one time you don’t really want to cut corners, even if it’s cheaper.

That being said, it can be pretty ridiculous sometimes.

Oh, and two, I like doing these comics because five or 10 years from now, they’re even more interesting. Kinda like a little time capsule. Good times.

See you in 2012!

Good times. Enjoy your holidays!

PS I was originally going to make fun of Tea Partiers instead of Libertarians since I actually do like really Libertarians quite a bit even though I think they believe in magic. But this joke just worked out better than a Tea Party guy bitching about his taxes going to Santa’s sleigh subsidies.

The system is broken. And we need a voice to fix it. The conservative side of this country has been destroyed and is no longer reasonable. It is simply a propaganda machine that uses lies to steal from the poor and give to the rich and it will destroy us if we don’t do something about it. I truly do feel bad for non-evil conservatives with brains, many of whom have been complaining quite publicly as of late. But saving the Republican party is not my goal. Saving the Democratic party is.

We need to counteract the destructive lies coming from the right. It’s more than the legislation — it’s the message. The right is lying, over and over again, and too often the politicians that supposedly represent the left, rather than attacking these lies instead seem nervous to offend anyone who believes them. And while there is certainly an argument for calm reason over vitriolic rhetoric, we don’t have the time to allow more innocent people to be swayed into believing in the nonsense, half truths and downright fiction repeated ad nauseum by those who would willingly let the country be destroyed if it meant a few more bucks for them. In fact, that pretty much seems to be the Republican game plan, especially when the White House is occupied by a Democrat.

Yes, we need to accomplish things, not just talk. But we also need to control the conversation. It’s a tough mission. But that’s what our elected officials are there for. No one said it would be easy. So don’t tell me I’m too harsh on the party that’s supposed to be representing me. These aren’t athletes. It isn’t a game on the line. It’s our future.

It’s hard to be a tough guy with a small dog unless you’re some sort of Dr. Evil type kingpin.